Saturday 13 October 2012

We've had our fun...Now it's payback time...

It seems like an age ago does'nt it?

What does?

The feelgood factor surrounding the Olympics/ParaOlympics...It's with a heavy heart i look back to those distant far off days of August when our world was full of laughter and optimism.Folk seemingly strolling around without a care in the world,happy to discuss Mo's latest conquest with strangers on public transport.Cartoon smiles were the order of the day...There was much talk of a nation finally becoming more outward looking,embracing what we see as other nationalities Joie de vivre.Failing to comprehend that people from other lands are as insular and suspicious as us Brits but probably hide it better...Still here we all were at the dawn of a new era of openness and confidence.A very British Glasnost if you like...

It could never last of course.Real life has a habit of tweaking the nose of those that dare to defy the machinations of day to day drudgery.Despite a notable sporting double on American soil of Andy Murray winning the US singles final and the European Ryder cup team grabbing victory from the jaws of defeat real life was waiting to grab us by the nuts...and how.

Those were essentially a last Hurrah on a sporting summer that delighted all Brits---Well apart from a few xenophobe Tory MP's and reactionary pen pushers---Sporty or not.

Since then the news has been unremittingly bad.Much as murderous Hell's Angels firmly closed the book on the freewheeling 60's at the Stones Altamont gig in 1969 so the breaking Jimmy Savile story ended the fun in the UK.It was time to get serious...

For those not au fait with British pop culture Savile was---he died last year aged 85--a 60's DJ,at a time when radio DJ's were huge stars.He also became a massive TV star with a very successful light entertainment progamme called "Jim'll Fix it" in which he granted achievable wishes to children who wrote in.As a by product he also raised about £40 Million pounds for charities.He was basically untouchable,which is how he was able to get away with being a predatory paedophile for all these years without question...

There were plenty of rumours---i myself heard somesuch about 15 years ago---but he had powerful friends for protection if anyone got too close to revealing the truth.So nobody did.Some are saying his crimes are somehow deflected by his charity work,totally missing the point that it was his very charity work that gained him access to the children he abused.I'm an Atheist but in this instance i hope there's a Hell and Sir Jimmy Savile spends eternity with a red hot poker up his jacksey...

Talking of religion; Those lovable scamps The Taliban decided that the might of their bullying ideology was under threat from a 14 year old Pakistani schoolgirl who had the gall to want an education.A basic right you may think.But not to these self righteous bully boys who don't want any women educated lest they point out that their beliefs are pure hokum.

So what did the brave foot soliders of The Taliban do? They shot her in the head then bragged about it.She's 14 and she stood up to these tyrants.Luckily she survived but is still in a critical condition.I am in awe at her bravery.Her name is MalalaYousufzai.Remember that name because hopefully you'll be hearing a lot from her in the future...

Of course we're still in the throes of the longest recession i can recall.From what i can gather all due to international Bankers trying to prove who has the biggest dick---Or was it who IS the biggest dick? I forget now---But what the hell eh? the only people who have to pay for their abject lack of morals and terminal stupidity is us working classes of the world...In the UK we constantly have our government of Tory toffs,along with their Lib Dem sychophants,telling us we have to bear the brunt of this with rising prices,service cuts combined with a barely concealed contempt for the people they're supposed to be serving...All the while they're still taking credit for a successful Olympic Games.Conveniently forgetting it was US,the People, that made it the greatest event Britain has ever held.Not them...

So i finish were i began.The Olympics...However i am not really confident we have taken the spirit of joyfulness to heart.You only have to see some of the abuse dished out to folk on Twitter from random strangers to realise this summer was nothing more than a wonderful aberration...

Sorry to be on a downer.I don't like to end on a sour note so here's what i'm listening to as i write this to cheer everyone up...i hope.






Saturday 6 October 2012

McWolves...Jings crivens...

Wolves sold star striker Stephen Fletcher a few weeks ago to Sunderland for the not inconsiderable sum of 15 Million of your English pounds Sterling.Many Sunderland fans baulked at the price but all Wolves fans knew what a great goalscorer they'd secured.Five goals from five chances in four games proves a point i feel...

This got me thinking about how many Scottish players i had seen play for my team---Even though Fletcher is regarded as a Scot he was infact born in Shrewsbury about 25 miles west of Wolverhampton---I have a particular interest in our Scottish players as i have many friends who're Scots and it's good to have some ammunition when they start...

So here's my McWolves team comprised of Scots i have seen play for us;

1)Evan Willams; Did'nt play many games for Wolves and even when he did everyone just assumed he was Welsh! Ended up playing in the 1970 European Cup Final for Celtic so was probably a decent keeper...

2)Jackie McNamara ;Classy full back who only played 29 games for Wolves after a 10 year career at Celtic.Unfortunately he suffered a bad injury and left after only one season.If the rumours are to be believed he was one for the ladies and who knows there may be some budding young full backs in the Wolverhampton area in a few years time...


5)Frank Munro; One of the best and coolest defenders i have ever seen at Wolves.Initially bought as an Inside Right after impressing against us for Aberdeen in a pre season tour of the USA in the mid 60's.Played nearly 400 league & cup games for Wolves before leaving for Celtic in 1977.

6)Ally Robertson; His influence at Wolves in our darkest days is largely overlooked however he was club captain for four years helping Wolves to win back to back promotions and also a prized Wembley win when it seemed all of Wolverhampton turned up on that day.Played over 100 games for us after a wonderful career at hated rivals West Brom.


3)Charlie Mulgrew; We never got the best out of Charlie after we signed him from Celtic.However since moving back up North with first Aberdeen and latterly Celtic has gone from strength to strength.His skill at dead ball's is as good as anyone in the UK.Also gets into the team for not hitting a group of us who gently took the piss out of him in a pre season game at Grays a few years back!


7)Jim McCalliog; The North Bank used to sing the Supremes "Jimmy Mack" to this fella back in the day.Great passer with great vision.Played in nearly 200 games for Wolves he also had an eye for goal.Was part of the UEFA Cup finalist team along with Frank Munro.Probably most famous for the pass that led to Southampton beating Manchester United in the 1977 FA Cup final.


8)Colin Cameron:One of my favourite Wolves players of recent times.A real box to box workhorse who also got his fair share of goals.My mates reckon i only liked him cos' he was a short arse like me!Left the club far too early and was treated in a very shabby manner by the then manager Glenn Hoddle.

4)Alex Rae; "He's got no hair but we don't care Alex Alex Rae" Had problems during his playing days with drink etc.but never let it affect his perfomances on the pitch.Another short arse Scot who was as hard as nails aswell as very skillful.Scored one of the best volley's i have ever seen...

11) Danny Cranie;Another ex Celtic player. A total waster.Loved Booze,birds & bookies.Football came a distant fourth.So why include him? Simple.In 1983 we had gone the first 19 games of the season without a win.Rock bottom when we went up the road to West Brom and hammered them 3-1.Crannie getting a brace.

9)Andy Gray; When we bought Gray he was the current footballer of the year and cost a record fee.It would be like us buying Van Persie today,Unthinkable.I can still recall the excitement and expectation and for a time it was being fulfilled.We finished 6th and won the league cup...The future was bright.Within five years we were in the bottom division...Still none of this was Gray's fault.

10)Stephen Fletcher. No need to say anything.Just watch the video...


So here's the line up;
                                                                             Williams
                                          McNamara     Munro     Robertson     Mulgrew
                                         McCalliog     Cameron     Rae         Crannie
                                                                     Gray       Fletcher
Subs) Hughie Curran
         Chris Iwelumo
         Tom Bennett
         Kenny Miller
         Jim Melrose
         Christophe Berra
         Wille Carr