Monday, 19 March 2012

Wolves prove laughter is the best medicine...

What can a poor fan do when all seems lost? When the defence appears to have never met each other? The Midfield seems incapable of moving the ball any quicker than a lazy sloth and the forwards are so starved of decent service their only chance of scoring is when they get home and play on their Xbox?

You laugh,that's what...

The game began with a round of applause from both sets of fans in a show of solidarity for Bolton's Fabrice Muamba who collapsed with a suspected heart attack the day before.That was as good as it got for the home fans...

As the 5th goal went in for Man Utd at Molineux yesterday the beleagured Wolves fans began to take the piss out of the club,Man Utd and themselves.It was probably the best atmosphere generated at the stadium all season...

Every pass was greeted with an "Ole!" Chants of "We want one" and "How shit must you be,you've only scored five?" reverberated around the ground.Then my favourite "Fuck the football we've got a new stand!"

Finally the much maligned CEO Jez Moxey was singled out for "Moxey Moxey give us a wave" wisely he declined the offer...

The Manchester United fans next to where i sit looked bemused by it all...

This of course was all very amusing but what we're now being served up on the pitch from our team is a joke and ironically not a funny one...

We have now shipped nineteen goals in Five games and scored a measly three in the process,We have a grand total of twenty two points,seven of which came in the first three games when for an hour we were top of the Premiership.The last fifteen points have come from a possible seventy eight.

These are very scary stats and all point at a downward spiral that should end in relegation.The stupid thing is that we still have a half decent chance of escaping the drop because frankly this is probably the worst Premiership since it began in 1992.

However things look bleak to be honest.The clubs owners seem to have lost the plot and with it any goodwill generated with the fans,we don't appear to have any plans to appoint a permanent manager and the players have lost any confidence they had,treating the ball like a hot potato that needs to be got rid of as quick as possible.

To cap it all we have now become a laughing stock,with our own fans now taking the piss out of the club,surely one of the most damning things a fan can do to it's own club...

Well,you've got to laugh have'nt you...?

2 comments:

CheeseyWolf said...

Well, the perfect prelude to Norwich (A) on Sat - cue old gold balloons and a SEB hat-trick...or maybe that'll be next year...at Portman Rd...

HackneyWolves said...

Yep SEB will grab another 25 next season mate!