Thursday, 12 April 2012

This season's football Awards...

The Robert Johnson Faustian pact award to Premiership officials for their continuing favourable decisions towards the richest clubs.

The Cameron/Clegg We're all in this together award to Roger Johnson and Mario Balotelli for services to team spirit.

The King Canute futile attempt to stem the tide award to Wayne Hennessey.

The Titanic re-arranging the deckchairs award to Steve Morgan and Jez Moxey.

The Piers Morgan Who ate all the humble pie award to Joey Barton.

The Anne Boylyn Off with his head award to Mick McCarthy and AVB

The Lord Lucan disappeared without trace award to Berbatov and Ray Wilkins.

The Jurassic Park tethered goat award to Terry Conner.

The Baldrick I have a cunning plan award to Ryan Giggs for his super injunction debacle.

The Martin Luther King I have a dream award to Suarez and Dalglish

The Bill Murray Lost in Translation award to Carlos Tevez.

The Oliver Reed Line em' up barman award to Roger Johnson.

The Ken Dodd/Lester Piggott Tax returns award to Rangers and Pompey

Goal of the season Peter Crouch V Man City

Own Goal of the season All of Kenny Dalglish's press conferences.

The Devon Loch And it was all going so well award to Man City.

The Give em' enough rope award to Fabio Capello for allowing the FA to back him into a corner.

The Invertebrates Annonymous award to The FA for their compliance with the so called Big clubs.

The Smoking gun award to Drogba,Lampard and Terry for their part in AVB's sacking

The Tom Daly 6.9 6.9 6.9 award to Carroll,Larsson,Suarez,Etherington and Walcott

The Gerald Ratner you get what you pay for award to Carroll,Torres,Downing and Henderson

Player of the season. Paul Scholes

Wolves player of the season. The fans,most notably the South Bank.

That's the end of the awards and as Roger Johnson would say;Mine's a large one...








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