It's that time of year again.A time for navel gazing and making drunken advances on Janice from 4th floor accounts at the firm's Xmas party...
My 2012 sporting awards:
The Martin Luther King I have a dream commemorative Rosa Parks bus seat to John Terry & Serbian football fans.
The Jurassic Park tethered goat blindfold to Rafa Benitez.
The what the Dickens Great Expectations it was'nt as good as i'd hoped Toby Jug goes to Man City's Champions League campaign.
The Abu Hamza Prodigal son integration back into society Union Jack flag to Kevin Pietersen .
The Montgomery Burns Boss of the year 22 carat gold statue to Roman Abramovitch.
The Dick Van Dyke Cor Lummee guv'nor Rosetta Stone CD set to Joey Barton.
The Lord Lucan disappeared without trace Sat Nav to Joe Cole.
The Nye Bevan NHS gurney to Danny Boyle for his stupendous Olympic opening ceremony.
The Max Clifford no such thing as bad publicity Gold plated cheque book to West Brom's Liam Ridgewell for the photo of him wiping his arse with £20 notes.
The inaugural Read my lips top Tweet to QPR's Tony Fernandes for Tweeting " for the Millionth time i'm not sacking Hughes" He fired him a few days later...
The Donald Trump embossed Green card to the incomparable Mo Farah
The Made in Chelsea for the love of God get these stupid feckers off my TV mounted remote control to ITV's football coverage.
The Jody Craddock he used to be shite but now he's alright Golden wand to Gary Neville.
The Kenneth Williams Infamy infamy they've all got it infamy Groucho Marx moustache & glasses to Steve Kean.
...And finally.
The Empire strikes back stiff upper lip trophy to the British fans at the Olympics & ParaOlympics...
Merry Xmas to all readers...Now where's Janice...
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