Here goes (In no particular order)
The Neville Chamberlain I have a piece of paper inspirational oratory award to Stevie "G" Gerrard for his "We won't let this slip" speech to his teamates before letting it slip...
The Baldrick i have a cunning plan award to Greg Dyke for his Plan B.
The il Duce proving ,if proof were needed, Fascism does'nt work award to Paolo di Canio for his laughable tenure at Sunderland.
The Barnacle Bill how the hell do you get rid of these things award shared by Alex Ferguson and Sepp Blatter(who has announced he's standing for a 5th time as FIFA president)
The Twitter #Hashtag award to Arsene Wenger for hanging around as Arsenal manager for the only reason that it pisses Piers Morgan off no end.
Goal of the season(Sorry Premiership fans but it comes from this weekends div 1 play off game between Preston and Rotherham.Take a bow Joe Garner)
Manager of the season.Shared between Pulis at Palace and Poyet at Sunderland.Both teams looked dead and buried during the season but these two did the unthinkable and kept them up.
Player of the season. Yaya Toure.Basically won the title for Man City...
The Harry Redknapp getting away with it award to Harry Redknapp(again)
The Kenneth Williams Infamy infamy they've all got it infamy award to Jose Mourinho for his ridiculous faux paranoia.
The Jim Reeves Welcome to my world award to all Man Utd fans who now know what it's like being a common all garden football fan...
The Aretha Franklin R.E.S.P.E.C.T award to both Mourinho & Pardew for their unstinting support towards the FA directive...
The Big Sam back to the future neck brace award to Big Sam(Grass? when we play we don't need grass)
The Lenny Henry you're just not funny anymore award to Man City for becoming far too professional.We want the pratfalls back!
The Lazarus back from the dead award to Wolves.It's a miracle i tells ya!
Fans of the season award to Wolves for backing their moribund club from the start of the season and getting their reward.(Honourable mention to Crystal Palace fans)
Game of the season.Wolves 6 Rotherham 4
The Monty Python One day son all this will be yours award to David Moyes
The hotbed of football award to the West Midlands where the most successful club was in div 1 (Guess who?)
The Simon Cowell one hit wonders award to Cardiff City.Was it worth it Vincent?
Premiership managers signing on the dole this season; Malky Makay,Ian Holloway,David Moyes,Chris Hughton,Martin Jol,Paolo di Canio,Brian Laudrup,Villas Boa,Tim Sherwood,Steve Clarke and Pepe Mel...Bloody benefit scroungers...
Finally congratulations to Kenny Jackett and all at Wolves for giving us fans back our club.We have our pride back...
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